Okay, so I’ve been a bit hard on the boys in the last couple of blogs. To balance things out I’ll shed some light on what causes rivalry between us girls.
Top 10 Ways Strippers Piss off Strippers
10. Leave your cell phone on in the change room.
Thanks for making us all listen to your Kanye ringtone over & over again.
9. Repeatedly fight with your boyfriend while the rest of us prepare.
We felt for you last week. Break up already.
8. Mooch.
Oh funny, you “forget” you’re make up again?. And all your outfits too??? Kudo's
for watching every penny, but we all know that borrowing our stuff is part of your
investment plan. If you can't afford a bottle of Suave hairspray you might
want to consider a new profession.
7. Leave your stuff all over the place.
Hi, I’d like to use the counter too.
6. Grease up the pole.
You're skin looks great, but thanks to your Baby Oil I’ll spend my shows crawling!
5. Naked butt to the pole
Hey we know it’s always a germ fest, but at least put you’re hand behind you &
& pretend it's helping!
6. Drunky Drunkerson get's sad and angry.
Save the drama for you’re mama.
3. Announce your income or ask about ours.
Glad you had a good night, but not all of us did. Also 9 out of 10 times you're
lying or exaggerating. There is no financial comparison when all of us differ.
2. Approach a patron at the tip rail.
Or 'How to get bitch slapped”.
1. Cock Block.
Any means of intentionally disrupting another dancer’s possibility of
profiting from somebody she’s already spent time with. There are only three
ultimate evils within this profession: Theft, "offering more", & Cock Blocking.
The 3rd is the most carefully plotted.
And there you go. You can now fantasize about us rolling around in a Baby Oil covered catfight in the mysterious dressing rooms of each and every club.
